
I finally understood why Dungeon Siege: In The Name of the King was such a torture.
While reading stuff on Wikipedia about Turok, I saw the name "Uwe Boll". Some mags said that the latest Turok game would've deserved a Uwe Boll movie adaptation (Meaning the game must've really sucked donkey balls). I clicked on the name, Uwe Boll and the page was really interesting. I learned that the bastard was the same one who adapted Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, Postal and Bloodrayne. Now, I saw HotD, Dungeon Siege and a bit of Alone in the Dark and damn, the guy is such a crappy filmmaker and an immature bastard. He organized boxing matches against reviewers and other filmmakers to prove who is the best filmmaker. Hey, moron, WHAT DO BOXING AND MOVIE-MAKING HAVE TO DO WITH EACHOTHER??!!!
And the moron tried to shit on Warcraft and Metal Gear Solid and it seems he did the same with FarCry.....The good thing is that Blizzard refused to let Boll have the rights to a Warcraft movie (Whew!) and the rumors about the MGS movie were a misunderstanding :Two guys told him they were working for Konami and Uwe informed himself about this. Hideo Kojima, may he live for a long time to entertain us with his great stories, confirmed Konami never wanted Boll to adapt the game.
Also, Boll saw a petition and said if it reached 1,000,000 signatures, he would retire. Of course I signed it. But then, YOU readers should also sign it! By joining our signatures we can make a beautiful world free of Uwe Boll's constant franchise-destroying!
Right there- - - > http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?RRH53888&1
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